The funniest quotes you’ve ever seen.

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The funniest quotes you’ve ever seen. Most quotes websites are at least vaguely trying to attribute quotes to the correct speaker or author. Not Quack Quotes. Everything is intentionally absurdly attributed to the wrong person, tv character, or some other crazy thing. Check out some ridiculously funny, clever, and even sad examples: The site then … Read more

Fuckonomics 101

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An amusing reminder that we should all prioritize what we put our energy into. Not everyones’ priorities are going to be the same, and that’s great because the world would be a really dull place to live. It just means that you don’t need to care about what everyone else tells you to care about.

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An Open Letter From Zombies

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It’s not always about your body. Sometimes it’s about your brain and how cool you are. So from zombies everywhere, we want you all for your brains not your body. I, of course, need coffee or my brain is just a mushy zombie all day. 

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The Grand Unification Theory Of Silverware

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You know the basics of silverware, the knife, fork, spoon, and perhaps even a spork thrown in there just in case. But what about the other hybrid cutlery? The knife and fork mash up makes a knork. The knife and spoon can mix together also creating a spife. The combination of all three creates the rarely seen, magical, splayd. Thus creating a grand unification theory of the three basic pieces of everyday silverware. 

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A Grand Unification Theory Of Santa

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There’s a fine line between being a mythical creature like Santa Clause and an evil twist on religion like the Spanish Inquisition. As we all know, with great power comes great responsibility, but if you through in some creepiness about knowing wether you’ve been naughty, if you’re sleeping, and a red suit you get an amazing combination leading to gifts! This grand unification theory venn diagram of Santa should help you sort it all out. 

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The Funniest Restaurant and Bar Chalkboard Signs

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A lot of bars and restaurants now have funny chalkboard signs out front to entice new customers to come try their food and drinks. But these people aren’t just telling us a dumb daily special or standard list of the games they’re playing on their tv’s that day. Nope, they’re getting witty and punny with their signs. And, since they’re here with pictures, they’re clearly working to some extent more than a simple informational sign.

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Doctor Who Superman comic crossover. 

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It’s bigger on the inside. I swear.  Hilarious comic crossover of Superman and Doctor Who. The only problem is superman goes into a police box instead of a phone booth. Though maybe the police box has more privacy, or maybe it’s just Supermans lack of English cultural knowledge.