I hear you love pizza. So, just for you I’ve rounded up all the best memes, comics, and general craziness that has to do with pizza from all over the interwebs. And yea, it was a struggle. It made me hungry every other minute for more pizza. You’re welcome.
If you haven’t seen it yet (you’ve been living under a rock) you have to start here with Arnold’s Pizza Shop. It’s the amazing voicemail message for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Pizza shop that’s been around forever, and it’s damn funny.
One thing that’s kinda strange is the pizza clothing always seems to be pepperoni. Don’t get me wrong, I like pepperoni, but maybe every so often I just want cheese or maybe something crazy like bbq chicken and sausage. Maybe you like pineapple slices on your pizza, you damn weirdo. But someone should make tights and t-shirts for your terrible topping choices too. I mean, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli.
Oof, this is going to be a long post! Clearly dozens of us like pizza.
Anyway, shut up and buy me pizza.