The Funniest Restaurant and Bar Chalkboard Signs

A lot of bars and restaurants now have funny chalkboard signs out front to entice new customers to come try their food and drinks. But these people aren’t just telling us a dumb daily special or standard list of the games they’re playing on their tv’s that day. Nope, they’re getting witty and punny with their signs. And, since they’re here with pictures, they’re clearly working to some extent more than a simple informational sign. This is probably not even close to all of em cause I’ve walked past a few that were great and forgot to take a pic. But it’s a bunch of great funny chalkboard signs for restaurants. Some people call them sandwich boards, technical term when they aren’t chalk boards? Anyhow, if you own a bar and are looking for funny chalk board sign ideas to borrow (steal), start here.

Beer or Rain you choose. Probably a simple choice.

beer or rain you choose
beer or rain you choose

 

Do caterpillars know what they’re gonna be butterflies? Probably not.

butterflies have no idea what they are doing
butterflies have no idea what they are doing

 

Enticing restaurant chalkboard sign. Come in and try the worst wings that one guy on yelp ever had. lol.

come try our yelp reviewed wings
come try our yelp reviewed wings

 

Disney on Ice or Whiskey on Ice. Not a real difficult choice, I think. Then again, why not both?

disney on ice or whiskey on ice
disney on ice or whiskey on ice

 

Bitter Coffee is bitter. Funny coffee chalkboard cafe sign.

funny bitter coffee
funny bitter coffee

 

Gelato will never give you up, let you down, or run around. But it will dessert you. Funny gelato sales sign.

gelato will never dessert you
gelato will never dessert you

 

Hipsters are what you get when you tell every child they are special. Brutal restaurant sign.

hipsters suck sign
hipsters suck sign

 

A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand. Funny sandwich board sign.

ice cream in both hands balanced diet
ice cream in both hands balanced diet

 

Obviously, I’m into fitness. Fitness this whole cupcake in my mouth. But also this pizza and a spoonful of nutella.

in to fitness this whole cupcake in my mouth
in to fitness this whole cupcake in my mouth

 

Is your pork 100% David Cameron Free?  The English are some strange people.

pork is 100 percent david cameron free
pork is 100 percent david cameron free

 

The number one rule of government spending. Why buy one, when you can buy two at twice the price?

todays special buy two at twice the price
todays special buy two at twice the price

I wish I’d taken a pic of the bar that had this out front in SF, but there were strange people around, ya know how that is, weirdo. So, here’s the instagramable version of the sandwich board sign that said: Te (amo) (quila) and a check mark next to the obvious correct answer.

TE AMO TE QUILA
TE AMO TE QUILA