Fuckonomics 101

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An amusing reminder that we should all prioritize what we put our energy into. Not everyones’ priorities are going to be the same, and that’s great because the world would be a really dull place to live. It just means that you don’t need to care about what everyone else tells you to care about.

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24 Amazing Octopus Tattoos

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Octopus are some of the smartest creatures in the oceans. They are also beautiful and so very different from humans that they are the stuff of old seafaring legends like the kraken. Because they have a defense mechanism of spraying ink, to confuse predators, they make a great idea for inking yourself. Octopus also happen to be very tasty to some people, but that’s another story. Regardless of your reasons for wanting octopus tattoo ideas, here are 24 really varied and beautiful octopus.

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Rise and Grind

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Your motivation for today. This beautiful pink neon sign reminding you to rise and grind. That’s what the pursuit of happiness is all about, grinding away in whatever direction gets you one step closer to where you want to be in life. So get to it, stop procrastinating on this site and on reddit, or facebook, or wherever you waste to much time. 

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An Open Letter From Zombies

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It’s not always about your body. Sometimes it’s about your brain and how cool you are. So from zombies everywhere, we want you all for your brains not your body. I, of course, need coffee or my brain is just a mushy zombie all day. 

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Visual Truth Of Body Fat Percentages Chart

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Everyone’s body is at least a bit different (unless you have an identical twin), but even so we are all very similar in how our bodies look with different body fat percentages. So for some fitness motivation I give you this excellent chart of body fat % ranges, for men and women, with pictures of how those body types look at each level. 

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The Grand Unification Theory Of Silverware

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You know the basics of silverware, the knife, fork, spoon, and perhaps even a spork thrown in there just in case. But what about the other hybrid cutlery? The knife and fork mash up makes a knork. The knife and spoon can mix together also creating a spife. The combination of all three creates the rarely seen, magical, splayd. Thus creating a grand unification theory of the three basic pieces of everyday silverware. 

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A Grand Unification Theory Of Santa

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There’s a fine line between being a mythical creature like Santa Clause and an evil twist on religion like the Spanish Inquisition. As we all know, with great power comes great responsibility, but if you through in some creepiness about knowing wether you’ve been naughty, if you’re sleeping, and a red suit you get an amazing combination leading to gifts! This grand unification theory venn diagram of Santa should help you sort it all out. 

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Fuckoffee Cafe

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You love coffee and the caffeine that comes with it is pretty much needed to function at all. So I like to remind people about my need for less talkee and more coffee in the morning. Or as this coffee shop named itself, Fuckoffee. Damn hilarious to name a real shop with a name like that. There are a bunch more funny restaurant and bar signs over this way as chalkboard signs.

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The Funniest Restaurant and Bar Chalkboard Signs

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A lot of bars and restaurants now have funny chalkboard signs out front to entice new customers to come try their food and drinks. But these people aren’t just telling us a dumb daily special or standard list of the games they’re playing on their tv’s that day. Nope, they’re getting witty and punny with their signs. And, since they’re here with pictures, they’re clearly working to some extent more than a simple informational sign.

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Sexy Star Wars Costumes

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These are the sexy Star Wars women’s costumes you are looking for. Now that it’s socially acceptable, sexy even in certain situations, we can show off all of our amazing Star Wars clothing. According to Disney, they are planning to release new Star Wars movies and spinoffs each year as long as they continue making money. So, forever. And that means you should have upgraded your costume collection by now to include at least some awesome Star Wars gear. 

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